Have a bright and bubbly personality
That was an actual job requirement I just read on seek.com.au. I see a bunch of job ads everyday that say something like this, or unsubtly imply it. Why can’t I find any fucking jobs that say “Have a dark and depressed personality” or “Not be a vapid blonde bimbo”
I’m thinking that typing “making ice” into google might get me into a lucrative career if the recent media hype is to be believed.