Wherein our intrepid students try to influence the marking of the evil DrChaotica via their “physical assets”. This plan backfires when it is discovered that showing virtually your whole bra causes the length of time spent “marking the assignment” to increase dramatically. It is also futile given the woefully slack marking standards of the supervillain in question, and the utterly simple assignment.

Of course, there was some success for that girl who did her assignment last night, admitted it was incomplete, and still got full marks. This success was bought to you by the letter DD.