Yep.

My own desk…. like a real worker.

Its in the building known as e6a…. unsurprisingly.

It has an emily the strange desktop wallpaper…. unsurprisingly.

Yeah…. This should be interesting.

[insert porn funk here]

Tomorrow…. I get my first “proper” pay of the year.

I’m drooling over the idea of a new pointy guitar.

This could end badly if I didn’t have other things on my mind…. luckily I do ;-)

All wound up…. On the edge….

Step 1: Clone dinosaurs Jurassic Park Style

Step 2: Release dinosaurs into populated regions

Step 3: Profit!

So…. as the planet warms up it will return to something more like the standard climate of the Mesozoic era. The released dinosaurs will be better adapted to the climate than other animals, plus they have sharp pointy teeth…. excellent for culling the human overpopulation.

As us humans are killed by the millions our environmental impact will greatly decrease…. less greenhouse emissions, less land and resource use and more running, screaming and hiding – which will help with problems like obesity.

Once the climate returns to our version of normal, the dinosaurs should die out…. unless of course they evolve and adapt :-(

image pillaged from here

is suicidal….

Yeah. I did….

Completely without any coaxing….

Well…. maybe some…. and by some I mean a bunch.

And by a bunch I mean this….

Gtr I             PM--|                          PM--|    H    +E  E E E   H.      Q    H    +E   E E E   W||-----------------|------------|-----------------|---------------||||o----------------|------------|-----------------|--------------o||||--2----(2)-2-2-2-|-3-------3--|-2----(2)--2-2-2-|-3-------------||||--2----(2)-2-2-2-|-3-------3--|-2----(2)--2-2-2-|-3-------------||||o-0----(0)-0-0-0-|-1-------1--|-0----(0)--0-0-0-|-1------------o||||-----------------|------------|-----------------|---------------||||   Gtr II|            PM--||   H    +E  E E E   H.      Q    H    +E   E E E   H.        Q||-----------------|------------|-----------------|---------------||||o----------------|------------|-----------------|--------------o||||--2----(2)-2-2-2-|-3-------3--|-2----(2)--------|---------------||||--2----(2)-2-2-2-|-3-------3--|-2----(2)-/7-6-5-|-3tr5----------||||o-0----(0)-0-0-0-|-1-------1--|-0----(0)--------|-----------x\-o||||-----------------|------------|-----------------|---------------||

Or for those who prefer videos….

Is go around complaining that the cemetery is too full.

You know what happens when you do that…. zombie outbreak. It won’t just be that village either, because its in France, and they will surrender quicker than you can say “your mother was a hamster”.

Before you know it we’ll have a headless zombie Marie Antoinette shuffling around groaning about how the cake is a lie, and the peasents should eat brains.

Click here for the show eh

28 minutes of metal…. a good way to pass the time in a consultation hour.