Solving global warming
Step 1: Clone dinosaurs Jurassic Park Style
Step 2: Release dinosaurs into populated regions
Step 3: Profit!
So…. as the planet warms up it will return to something more like the standard climate of the Mesozoic era. The released dinosaurs will be better adapted to the climate than other animals, plus they have sharp pointy teeth…. excellent for culling the human overpopulation.
As us humans are killed by the millions our environmental impact will greatly decrease…. less greenhouse emissions, less land and resource use and more running, screaming and hiding – which will help with problems like obesity.
Once the climate returns to our version of normal, the dinosaurs should die out…. unless of course they evolve and adapt :-(
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Yeah, I take overpopulation pretty seriously, I mean, Africa and India are still booming in growth and they are the two regions least equipped to deal with increased demand for resources.
I’m not a big fan of mass immigration into developed countries either, which I suspect shall create a great many more problems.
Surely some mass campaign of culling fertility rates is in order. But of course, there are too many problems with this simplistic approach.