Burst of Blasphemy: All Gods
Your god/goddess/deity/universal lifeforce/prime mover/lord/maker/idol/numen/providence/spirit/totem/et hoc genus omne is false. None of the supposed works/writings/miracles/experiences actually happened as you believe them to have happened.
All prophets/preachers/emissaries/channellers/diviners/shamen/seers/mediators/ministers/popes/gurus/saints/ehgo who claim to have experienced such things are either:
- Lying (or at least not telling the whole truth)
- Deluded (whether through deception of others or lack of education or understanding)
- Wackadoo (from mild temporary insanity to completely batshit fucking insane)
This statement applies to any and all claimed supernatural powers, whether still worshipped or not, throughout time and space (including but not limited to the entirety of this universe) unless sufficient evidence can be provided.